Single Parent Narratives Mugs

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'

Mothers are Heroes