Navigating Single Parenthood Mugs

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Please take a number.

Children.

"Your baby is fine, but we're keeping her overnight as a precaution. Here's a loaner."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Augmented reality check

"Baldo! Pick him up!"