Navigating Single Parenthood Pillows

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Please take a number.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Children.

Single parents.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

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"Your baby is fine, but we're keeping her overnight as a precaution. Here's a loaner."

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"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Augmented reality check

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."