Becoming A Single Parent Pillows

'It's difficult being both mother and father to them!'

"He had nothing but respect for me. I finally had to sue to get child support."

'I see you've already met the tall dark stranger !'

'You think you've got it tough? Try getting a date when you're divorced with 375 kids!'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

I've had to be both mother and father to him - the worst part was the breastfeeding.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'His father melted when he was very young.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."