Single Parenting Survivor Pillows

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Children.

Mother's Whistler.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I'm letting him soak."

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

"Go, take the afternoon off, I'll babysit: he'll be safe with me..."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

"Sometimes I feel the only thing keeping us together is our fear of the children."

Parents teacher conference.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"The babysitter wants to know where you keep your vodka?"

'I think i cried myself inside out!'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."