Single Parenting Survivor Pillows

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Children.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Go, take the afternoon off, I'll babysit: he'll be safe with me..."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"I'm letting him soak."

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Single parents.

"Sometimes I feel the only thing keeping us together is our fear of the children."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

"The babysitter wants to know where you keep your vodka?"

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

'I think i cried myself inside out!'

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."