Single Parent Appreciation Pillows

'You never knew your father -- he was assassinated at a family reunion.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Parents teacher conference.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

'You never knew your father -- he came home drunk one night and fell into the moat.'

Convict returning home - "Mom, dad's home from his top secret mission overseas." (Colour)

What one should not say on a first date.

'Well, draw your absent Daddy.'