Single Parent Appreciation Gifts

'You never knew your father -- he was assassinated at a family reunion.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Single parents.

Parents teacher conference.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

"There's no such thing as your father."

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'You never knew your father -- he came home drunk one night and fell into the moat.'

What one should not say on a first date.

'Well, draw your absent Daddy.'

Quality Time