Single Parent Tales Gifts

'You never knew your father -- he got his head stuck in a tuna can.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'