Single Parenthood Gifts

'I know it's been hard to be both a father and mother to me, but now that I'm grown, Mom, how about being just a mother again.'

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

'Mum, how come I don't have a daddy?'

"Because I'm a single parent, that's why.'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

"There's no such thing as your father."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'You never knew your father -- he came home drunk one night and fell into the moat.'

'You never knew your father — he got bogged down in the Middle East.'

'You never knew your father- he went to market.'

'You never knew your father -- He chilled out.'

'You never knew your father -- he rode off into the sunset.'

Child Support: 'Under name of father you've put Dunno Somebloke - is that an ethnic name?'

What one should not say on a first date.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"