Single Mother Gifts

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'

Mothers are Heroes

Mother at desk with sign reading - Head of Human Resoucrces. Caption from child 'Why can't we just have a normal mummy like everyone else?'

Mother reading paper: War on terror, War on lone parents.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

'We're playing single mummies.'

'Of course I remember you,darling-but not the little 'un.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Sex education exam 100% - "Look! Mummy got full-marks!"

'I've had a series of unfortunate marriages.'

Child walks into home - Sign reads 'Your mother is in the workplace.'

Absent father's day cards.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"First break since 2008."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Mums coffee morning

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"