Single Mom Solidarity Gifts

Very young single mothers.

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Mums coffee morning

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

Children.

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Parents teacher conference.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'