Becoming A Single Mom Gifts

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Mums coffee morning

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"Wanna swap?"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Single parents.

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'