Becoming A Single Mom T-Shirts

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Mums coffee morning

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Children.

"Wanna swap?"

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.