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Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Convict returning home - "Mom, dad's home from his top secret mission overseas." (Colour)

"It's part of the government's new strategy for housing single parents."

'I named him Link, after his father.' 'I suppose he's still missing?'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

Single parents.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."