Single Parenting Gifts

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

'I was raised by my Mama. I never knew my Paparazzi.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"