Single Parenting Prints

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

'I was raised by my Mama. I never knew my Paparazzi.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Single parents.

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."