Single Parent Tales Prints

'You never knew your father -- he got his head stuck in a tuna can.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'