Single Parent Journey Gifts

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Augmented reality check

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"