Single Parent Journey Pillows

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Augmented reality check

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."