Single Parent Adventures Pillows

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Please take a number.

They Removed my Brain.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

Single parents.

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

"Yes, the French only eat the legs, but we're not French! We eat the whole frog!"

They hadn't realised how much having a baby would affect their sex lives.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."