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'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"That's mine!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

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"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

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Toys in the DVD Player.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Which one's yours?"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

The modern generation!

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Which one's mine?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."