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'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Doughboy Dad

"That's mine!"

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

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Toys in the DVD Player.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Which one's mine?"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Which one's yours?"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

The modern generation!

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."