School's Out Celebrator Gifts

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

Holiday for Government employees or not, all Billy cared about was that he didn't have to go to school...

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

"I really hate to do this at work, but would you like to buy a candy bar to help support my kids' school activities?"

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

Christmas jig

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"What scares me about some of these people is that they have parental tenure on day one."

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

"School's over and summer's finally here! We're free to do whatever we want! Let's go play!"

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

'Let me get this straight. I buy six boxes of cookies and your class gets a trip to Paris!'

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

'He's very good in history. But he keeps insisting that the father of our country is Booker T. Washington.'

"Do you have anything that will get Magic Marker off a dry erase board?"

'For God's sake, Billy, stop this...Your stupid dinosaur just isn't worth it!'

"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

'So you're doing this just for fun right? Right?'

A Stay at Home Dad on the First Day of School.

Queen Mum (colour)

Waving...

'I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I don't think they're gonna miss us over the summer. I think they stopped missing us in April.'