School's Out Celebrator Pillows

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Holiday for Government employees or not, all Billy cared about was that he didn't have to go to school...

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

Pinata Pranks

"I really hate to do this at work, but would you like to buy a candy bar to help support my kids' school activities?"

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

Christmas jig

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

"What scares me about some of these people is that they have parental tenure on day one."

"School's over and summer's finally here! We're free to do whatever we want! Let's go play!"

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

'He's very good in history. But he keeps insisting that the father of our country is Booker T. Washington.'

"Do you have anything that will get Magic Marker off a dry erase board?"

'For God's sake, Billy, stop this...Your stupid dinosaur just isn't worth it!'

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

'Let me get this straight. I buy six boxes of cookies and your class gets a trip to Paris!'

"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

'So you're doing this just for fun right? Right?'