School's Out Enthusiast Pillows

Kids discard thought balloons with light bulbs as they leave school for the summer.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Abacus.

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

The History Teacher

Ethics ethics.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

High School

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'