School's Out Enthusiast T-Shirts

Kids discard thought balloons with light bulbs as they leave school for the summer.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Abacus.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

The History Teacher

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Ethics ethics.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

High School

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'