School's Out Lover Pillows

"School's over and summer's finally here! We're free to do whatever we want! Let's go play!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"Well, mom, what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten!"

Life In Grade A.

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."