School Run Enthusiasts Gifts

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Too much for the school run?'

Women in a cross country race

'Hey, wait for me!'

I drive, therefore I am.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Man running

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Just doing the school run.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Costume - What costume?'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"