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Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'Well that's certainly new!'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Astronaut

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Only in the newspapers.

UFO/observatory

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

"Ma? I met someone!"

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

Spaceman

Astronomical observations.