'If you look carefully you'll see that all the claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June when Venus is in alignment with Mars.'
Starry-eyed Skeptic T-Shirts
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"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."
'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'
The Big Tipper
Shoot For The Moon
"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
"I don't like space."
A Space Walk
"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"
"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."
'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'
"I'm watching the birth of a planet."
Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.
'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'
'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'
'Well that's certainly new!'
UFO/observatory
"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"
'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'
Johannes Kepler
Astronaut
Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.
Only in the newspapers.
'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'
"I hope it's not contagious."
Alpha Centauri
"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"
"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"
"Ma? I met someone!"
'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'
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