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"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Vincent Van Og.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Astronaut

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Johannes Kepler

UFO/observatory

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Only in the newspapers.

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

"Ma? I met someone!"

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"