Starry-eyed Astrologer T-Shirts

'I must admit I like the idea of introducing a line of cigarettes named for astrological signs, but how about starting off with Pisces.'

'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

The Big Tipper

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Shoot For The Moon

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Vincent Van Og.

'I'm a star!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"You are here"

Hollywood or bust!

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Nostradamus.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'