Starry-eyed Astrologer Gifts

'I must admit I like the idea of introducing a line of cigarettes named for astrological signs, but how about starting off with Pisces.'

'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The Big Tipper

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I'm a star!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"You are here"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Hollywood or bust!

Nostradamus.

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'