Starry-eyed Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the starry-eyed theorist? Celebrate their curiosity and love of exploring big ideas with clever, whimsical products that inspire and entertain. Ideal for thinkers, dreamers, and cosmic explorers, our collection offers something special to match their fascination with the universe and beyond. Whether they’re pondering the mysteries of the cosmos or delving into complex theories, find a gift that sparks their imagination and makes them smile.

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'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.' mockup

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center." mockup

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

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'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?' mockup

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

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"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got." mockup

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

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Shoot For The Moon

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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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A Space Walk

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'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.' mockup

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

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"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy." mockup

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

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'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...' mockup

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

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"I'm watching the birth of a planet." mockup

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

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"Actually, they all look alike to me." mockup

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

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'Well that's certainly new!'

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'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.' mockup

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

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'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?' mockup

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

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Astronaut

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Only in the newspapers.

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UFO/observatory

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"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all." mockup

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

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'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.' mockup

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

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"I hope it's not contagious."

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'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.' mockup

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

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"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!" mockup

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

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"Ma? I met someone!"

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"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire." mockup

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

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The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.' mockup

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

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"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?" mockup

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

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Starry-eyed Theorist Gifts Collection

Starry-eyed Theorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for starry-eyed theorists and curious minds—each one infused with wit and cosmic charm.

Starry-eyed Theorist Pillows

Cuddle up with pillows that embody the whimsical and thoughtful side of the starry-eyed theorist.

Starry-eyed Theorist Prints

Bring inspiration into their space with prints that showcase their love for ideas, the cosmos, and the mysteries of the universe.

Starry-eyed Theorist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the creative spirit of the starry-eyed—perfect for dreamers and thinkers alike.