Starry-eyed Theorist Mugs

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Well that's certainly new!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Astronaut

Only in the newspapers.

UFO/observatory

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"I hope it's not contagious."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"