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'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Shoot For The Moon

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Vincent Van Og.

A Space Walk

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Well that's certainly new!'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Astronaut

Only in the newspapers.

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

UFO/observatory

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'