Starry-eyed Artist T-Shirts

Vincent Van Og.

"And that little red one, just out of reach, is the art world."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Marry me astronaut

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I'm a star!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Moon and Star

Hollywood or bust!

"You are here"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Nostradamus.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'