Starry-eyed Dramatist T-Shirts

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Marry me astronaut

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Vincent Van Og.

'I'm a star!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You are here"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Moon and Star

Hollywood or bust!

Nostradamus.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

"Mom, I got the job!"