Starry-eyed Philosopher Mugs

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

Star to man: 'Sorry - wishing stars never get involved in politics.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Marry me astronaut

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Which one is named after me?'

Shoot For The Moon

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Well that's certainly new!'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

UFO/observatory

Astronaut

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Only in the newspapers.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'