Starry-eyed Gifts

"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."

It's for looking at the other side of the moon.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Bill looked at Susan, Susan at Bill. Suddenly death didn't seem like an option. This was love at first sight.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"It's your birthday? Here's a telescope to help you find someone who cares."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Marry me astronaut

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Origins of Everything

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Vincent Van Og.

'I'm a star!'

A Space Walk

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Hollywood or bust!

Moon and Star

"You are here"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Nostradamus.