Starry-eyed Pillows

"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Bill looked at Susan, Susan at Bill. Suddenly death didn't seem like an option. This was love at first sight.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"It's your birthday? Here's a telescope to help you find someone who cares."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Marry me astronaut

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Origins of Everything

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Shoot For The Moon

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I'm a star!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Moon and Star

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Hollywood or bust!

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You are here"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Nostradamus.

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"