Starry Eyed Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, astronomy is fascinating, but you have to strike the right balance between hunting at night and stargazing, son..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Vincent Van Og.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Moon and Star

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Johannes Kepler

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Astronaut

UFO/observatory

Only in the newspapers.

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Space bee

"I hope it's not contagious."