Starry Eyed Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, astronomy is fascinating, but you have to strike the right balance between hunting at night and stargazing, son..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

A Space Walk

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Moon and Star

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Johannes Kepler

Astronaut

UFO/observatory

Only in the newspapers.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Space bee

"I hope it's not contagious."

Alpha Centauri