Starry-eyed Strategist Gifts

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."