Starry-eyed Investor Gifts

"Can he call you back? Before Mr. Folger invests any of his own money, he consults his personal astrologer."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A Space Walk

A word from James Cameron. . .

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Well that's certainly new!'

Only in the newspapers.

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

UFO/observatory

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Astronaut

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"I hope it's not contagious."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'