Scholarship Superstar Gifts

"I went to school on a wrestling scholarship. If you decide not to hire me, I'll show you some moves."

Exam

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Pinara fund

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Waiting for the results.

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'