Scholarship Superstar Pillows

"Phil's a living legend on this campus. His last grant proposal won a Pulitzer."

"I went to school on a wrestling scholarship. If you decide not to hire me, I'll show you some moves."

Exam

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Pinara fund

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Waiting for the results.