Scholarship Supporter Pillows

"One of my boys just got a college basketball scholarship."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Alms Bank

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Me and my money are soon parted

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Pinara fund

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'