Scholarship Award Pillows

"One of my boys just got a college basketball scholarship."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Pinara fund

Roads Scholar

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

Yearbook

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Norman E-Mailer

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

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