Scholarship Application Pillows

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Pinara fund

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Student Debt

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Roads Scholar

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'