Scholarship Supporter Gifts

"One of my boys just got a college basketball scholarship."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Bribes for Jabs

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Alms Bank

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Pinara fund

Me and my money are soon parted

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

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