Scholarship Enthusiast Gifts

Guillaume Bude

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Continuing education.

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Max Weber

Pinara fund

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'